Amazing Monkeys
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Amazing Guide Information
Ali Bananas and his Amazing Monkeys
animal videos.
Ali Bananas is a children's entertainer and circus artist based in
Stroud Gloucestershire Ali Bananas came about in Dec 2005.
I’d been involved in the Entertainment Business and practiced
Circus Skills for a number of years and felt the need for a new
direction. Just then Zap + Heypresto Ali Bananas and his Amazing Monkeys were born. From that
first moment a fire ignited inside me and the spontaneous, humorous,
creative and the ridiculous were all re-kindled. Since then I’ve
embarked on a journey of fun and discovery which has been much much
more than ‘Just a Job’ I hope you all enjoy it as much as I
have.. Ali Bananas
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http://www.amazingdrummingmonkeys.com/
Amazing
Monkeys Festival!!!
Locals believe tht providing food for da monkeys, Lopburi's mst famous residents, brings good fortune & prosperity. The feast s also a sort f "thank you" for da interesting animals whose antics entice thousands f tourists to da town every year.
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Amazing Monkey Facts Strike Back
Just for fun you can change some of the names into popular celebrities!
1. Hot scolding water poured onto a chimpanzee makes a better brew than PG Tips.
2. Chef-in-the-niff Jamie Olivier is, in fact, a spider monkey due to his stomach which fills fast on a couple of olives and three sun-dried tomatoes.
3. The popular "Discworld" (by Terry Pratchett) character The Librarian is an Orangutang. If ever turned into a film then Clint Eastward would be perfect casting.
4. Monkeys prance about acting clever, eat bananas and giggle a lot. So does chef-in-the-niff Jamie Olivier.
5. Norman Wisdumb always trips over his own feet. This is because he suffers from Hands-for-feet syndrome.
6. King of pap, Mikhael Jackson's plastic surgery involved a 99p plastic monkey mask, a hot gas fire and fifteen minutes of time.
7. When driving through the jungle in your Range Rover do not sound your horn to alert monkeys in your headlights. Just run over the little buggers.
8. Monkeys communicate to each other by means of violent actions and hand signals very similar to those adopted by footballing filmstar Vinny Jonez.
9. Acclaimed Icelandic pop singer Beeyork is small, cuddly and makes strange noises when poked with a stick. Remind you of anything?
10. Jamie Olivier was once hit by a Range Rover in Hyde Park.
11. Vinny Jonez is the second cousin thrice removed of Davy Jonez, ex-Monkee. Probably.
12. The dead baby monkey in Signey Weaver's "Gorillas in the Mist" that was paraded around by the locals in a bizarre variation of the Conga was, in fact, played by midget actor David Rappatador just after he'd died.
13. A monkey can live as long as a human. As long as a human sounds his horn, that is.
14. Monkey-tea was favoured by many native Africans. Horatio "Nelson" Mandela drunk more than his fair share and suffered the consequences.
15. Monkeys cannot cook food. Neither can Jamie Olivier.